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It's so weird how he acts so babyish to her. I figured he would be like "Hey baby, ya we can go out later." not, "OH MY GOSH! YES! LETS GO RIGHT NOW!" Ugh, What a noob. Later, We ate dinner. Did I mention that the kitchen had a little mini TV? I mean WOW! I've never seen anything like it. That Celebrity Gossip show was on. I don't really care for that stuff. But something I heard made me suprised, "Paulina Porizkova is visting Toledo, Ohio today to take a break from her job!" The way they said it made my mind spin. Some reporters are just too plain dumb. Dad smiled.
"Penelope?" Adrian said.
Nikki had a look on her face that said, "Oh god, you're stupid"
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Poat #7

Adrian was not too amazed at the room. So, He decided to call Victoria. The conversation gave me a headache.
'OH NO WAY!' He laughed.
The only questions was, WHY THE HECK WAS HE IN MY ROOM TALKING TO HER?!
I sighed 'Adrian.'
'No, you don't look fat in anything! You look foxayy' He said to her.
I felt extreme anger come upon me. 'ADRIAN!' I yelled.
His jaw dropped. He couldn't believe that for once in my life i losed my temper.
'Take it somewhere else. I'm trying to read and your shouting ain't helping' I said.
His eyes grew wide 'Oh yes, Vikki Poo I'm here. It's just that my meanie sister yelled at me like a lion' He stuck his tounge out at me and left.
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Post #6

(Notice:I may have forgotten some of the story so bare with me.) The house was very nice compared to the farm. I mean, the animals are cute but I'm not the kind of country girl... at all. It was big with every little speck SPOTLESS. The kitchen was very nice (Which was where we came in to) It was blue with windows that were white and shiny. Let's just say, I wasn't the only one that liked the house...
"Oh my gosh!" Can we live here Dad? PLEASE?" Nikki said.
Dad grinned. "I don't think your mom will be too happy about that"
The house had 4 bedrooms. Which is perfect and unbelievably convenient.
Dad bought all of us beds. Nothing too expensive.
Adrian gasped. "This is.. so... dull!"
I rolled my eyes "Just be glad you even have a room, diva!"
He sighed and gave me a mean look. I'm definitly not his favorite sister, nor is Nikki.
He's actually ashamed to be the only brother.
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Post #5

We buckled our seatbelts and enjoyed the ride. Dad chuckled.
"Dad, its not funny! I love Victoria and if you don't like it, too bad!" Adrian said.
There was an awkward silence.
"Adrian, I wasn't laughing at Victoria" He said firmly.
Then why was he laughing? Probably because he thought it was funny that Paulina fell? Maybe?
When we got to the house Nikki's eyes went wide.
We were standing outside a farm.
"Is that a pig?" I pointed. A little baby pig was running around oinking.
"Yeah, cute huh? The open fields are so beautiful." Dad grinned.
"Hey dude-pig." Adrian petted him.
"Haha, Let's go inside." Dad said.
We all went inside. If he seriously has a thing for Paulina, he needs to loose the farm.
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Post #4

"Oh, Are you ok?" Dad asked.
"Yes, Thank you." Paulina said. Dad was being quite the gentleman. Picking up her bags and everything! Oh and also, in case you were wondering, I didn't freak out over Paulina. I was too shocked.
"Thank you!" Paulina said again.
Dad just smiled and looked straight into her eyes.
"What is your name?" Dad asked. "I think I seen you before"
"Paulina." Paulina answered. "Paulina.. Porizkova" She said.
"Oh my, I know who you are now! You were on that Americas Next Top Model and you are a model!" He said.
Smooth dad, smooth.
"Yes" Paulina grinned.
"Well, If you need ANYTHING, here is my number." He said.
Oh my god, REALLY?
"Dad, come on! I need to call Victoria yet!" Adrian said.
"Thank you. So, so, much." Paulina smiled.
Dad chuckled.
They said their goodbyes and we went back to our shopping. I am really worried about dad. I mean, he can't fall for Paulina.She's a model and I just don't think she dates normal people.
Time passed by and we were done shopping. Adrian was literally running like the wind JUST to call his little girlfriend.
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Post #3

The woman's face became more noticable.
Wow, I was right this time. Paulina Porizkova, in the flesh.
She had a lot o her hands. You would figure since shes famous and all people will do that for her. After she picked out some oranges, she walked stumbly on her gucci high heels until, you might have guessed it, she tripped.
"OH!" She exclaimed.
"Oh hey its that hot chic, Penelope!" Adrian said.
"It's PAULINA and you already have a girlfriend!" I said.
"Yeah, whatever. Victoria is wayy hotter. He said.
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"ADRIAN!" shouted a soft high-pitched voice.
"VICTORIA!" Adrian screamed and ran to hug her.
"Who is that girl?" Asked my dad.
"Adrian's Girlfriend" Nikki Giggled.
"I'm so happy to see you! What are you doing here?" Victoria asked.
"Uh... for food of course" He laughed.
"Adrian, come on. You said hi now we got to go" Dad said.
"Ugh, Fine. Bye sweetie banana cookie cream sugar plum pie!" Adrian kissed her cheek. I felt bad for her.. her mom saw that.
Victoria was actually leaving the store. She was helping her mom pack. As soon as they drove away, Adrian scratched his butt. Which was disturbing. He has a butt problem I suppose.
"It feels so good to be i love" Adrian said as we walked in the store.
"You're 12. You know nothing about love" Nikki said.
"Whateva!" Adrian mocked. "Talk to the hand"
Nikki just scoffed.
I saw a tall woman browsing the fruit area.
She has brownish hair and she looked exactly like Paulina Porizkova.
'pshh no it can't be' I thought.
We got closer and closer to the fruit aisle...
until finally...
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The Day My Dad Married Paulina.

ok, where did we leave off? right, in dads car.
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"Hey Guys" dad said to us.
"Hi dad" Nikki and I said.
Adrian was too busy trying to scratch his butt..again.
"Dad, do you think I have a butt infection?" He asked.
"No, it's probably sore from sitting for 7 hours." He answered.
"You guys mind if I stop by the grocery store?"
"No biggie. Maybe, we can get cookies!" I said.
"Haha, Maybe"
It wasn't too long until we were there.
We pulled up into the parking lot. As we exited the car something made Adrian go,
"Oh. My. Gawd."
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